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Baboons are ugly fuckers like

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Anyway ducks are cooler because who's ever put a rubber monkey in their bath?

Money may not make the world go round. But it can sure buy enough drugs to make it spin for a while.

Ketamine blocks nerve paths without depressing respiratory and circulatory functions, and therefore acts as a reliable anaesthetic. This may turn you into a gibbering, spaced out bore, mumbling and slurring away while your dancing may begin to resemble Bill and Ben on acid. Your movements may become as swift as a spliffed-up tortoise crawling across an extra-sticky big bun on a very hot day. You may be unable to move at all.

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Originally posted by Amyblah
I think it's asleep. I hope so anyway
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do you think cats breath milk then?

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Originally posted by iamian
do you think cats breath milk then?
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I'm sure it's nose isn't in the milk. I thought it was quite fuuny. Now I'm thinking about it being a dead cat

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Originally posted by Amyblah
I'm sure it's nose isn't in the milk. I thought it was quite fuuny. Now I'm thinking about it being a dead cat
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Thats not a dead cat.

This is a dead cat
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Money may not make the world go round. But it can sure buy enough drugs to make it spin for a while.

Ketamine blocks nerve paths without depressing respiratory and circulatory functions, and therefore acts as a reliable anaesthetic. This may turn you into a gibbering, spaced out bore, mumbling and slurring away while your dancing may begin to resemble Bill and Ben on acid. Your movements may become as swift as a spliffed-up tortoise crawling across an extra-sticky big bun on a very hot day. You may be unable to move at all.

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i will say ducks after that guy in america that nearly got kiled due to being attacked with monkeys

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Ducks are pretty class. There was a golden duck at York Uni- he was the boss of all the regular ducks.

Monkeys are a bit strange really

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Think the one on friends is a squirrel monkey, if ur thinking of summin beginning with M aint that a Marmoset?

Richard Pryor had two squirrel monkeys. If u aint seen his concert video then uve never lived

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Marsell?

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Monkeys are cool, what have they ever done wrong to humans?

Apart from giving us AIDS?

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monkeys rock, ducks are tasty with hoi sin sauce

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Originally posted by Angry Dad
Monkeys are cool, what have they ever done wrong to humans?

Apart from giving us AIDS?
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There's nothing wrong with monkeys i'm just saying ducks are better

Money may not make the world go round. But it can sure buy enough drugs to make it spin for a while.

Ketamine blocks nerve paths without depressing respiratory and circulatory functions, and therefore acts as a reliable anaesthetic. This may turn you into a gibbering, spaced out bore, mumbling and slurring away while your dancing may begin to resemble Bill and Ben on acid. Your movements may become as swift as a spliffed-up tortoise crawling across an extra-sticky big bun on a very hot day. You may be unable to move at all.

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Originally posted by Alexander
ducks are tasty with hoi sin sauce
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True.

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Get out my thread duck eaters!!!!! :evil: :evil:

Money may not make the world go round. But it can sure buy enough drugs to make it spin for a while.

Ketamine blocks nerve paths without depressing respiratory and circulatory functions, and therefore acts as a reliable anaesthetic. This may turn you into a gibbering, spaced out bore, mumbling and slurring away while your dancing may begin to resemble Bill and Ben on acid. Your movements may become as swift as a spliffed-up tortoise crawling across an extra-sticky big bun on a very hot day. You may be unable to move at all.

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If you put 50 monkeys in a room with 50 typewriters they'd evntually write a beter thread than this.

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If you put 3 monkeys in a barrel then turn it upside down the monkeys fall out

Money may not make the world go round. But it can sure buy enough drugs to make it spin for a while.

Ketamine blocks nerve paths without depressing respiratory and circulatory functions, and therefore acts as a reliable anaesthetic. This may turn you into a gibbering, spaced out bore, mumbling and slurring away while your dancing may begin to resemble Bill and Ben on acid. Your movements may become as swift as a spliffed-up tortoise crawling across an extra-sticky big bun on a very hot day. You may be unable to move at all.

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Originally posted by Damocles
If you put 3 monkeys in a barrel then turn it upside down the monkeys fall out
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If you put ducks under moving cars it sounds like someone walking on bubble-wrap.

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Originally posted by French William
If you put ducks under moving cars it sounds like someone walking on bubble-wrap.
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Money may not make the world go round. But it can sure buy enough drugs to make it spin for a while.

Ketamine blocks nerve paths without depressing respiratory and circulatory functions, and therefore acts as a reliable anaesthetic. This may turn you into a gibbering, spaced out bore, mumbling and slurring away while your dancing may begin to resemble Bill and Ben on acid. Your movements may become as swift as a spliffed-up tortoise crawling across an extra-sticky big bun on a very hot day. You may be unable to move at all.

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Originally posted by Lee
whats them little monkeys called, there was one on friends.

think the species begins with M
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Is it not a spider monkey?

Geordie "You know the loose cannon? Well actually no the nuts and bolts have fallen out and its just a cannon rolling across the floor"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgEmZ39EtFk

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then go mooching round town and show you some sights (bars) and educational items (dealers) then sit and have a quiet chat (get minging)

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Originally posted by Lee
whats them little monkeys called, there was one on friends.

think the species begins with M
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monkey

standby shipmate

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