Dilemma

at Uncle Darude.
Thats the favourite part of Xmas for me, seeing them happy, I'm working Xmas day this year again, the money is class!

when i was younger, xmas was class, getting presents, and i thought then, would i fukk like to give presents

but as u get older, u start to understand what saint nic was all about, but darude hasnt cottened on yet, he will tho, when his neice kicks the shit out of him,

She'll never defeat him, he's Sub-Zero didn't u know?

i was going to say, even if he wears his sub-zero costume, that was bought from woolworths

my cousins prob wont get me sommit expensive. But i spent a fair amount on the rest of my family.

errrrr well thats ok then, * walks away shaking his head * but uncle darude just wont listen. i'll explain dude, ure 8 yer old neice will not b happy, end of, get a proper mj cd,

ah thats were i have been going wrong, u see i thought xmas was about giving....................4 fukk sake, not in uncle darude's book

This is me being really old fashioned but Xmas isn't just about how expensive ur presents are! My mates can get me whatever they want and I'll like it bcos it wud b off a mate who obviously cares not bcos it cost more.

I'm gonna get u a pile of steaming Dogs-eggs Lee!

I aint got an 8 year old niece i wouldn't buy my family any of jackson's stuff

But dont tell me your taking the PISS

Oiss:spangled:

Yeah I know christmas is 4 celebraying with the family

My mistake i spelt it wrong

me duh duh sittin in the dark

Why?????? :spangled:

It creates more of a 'pit like' atmosphere man Lee

I dunno im just sittin in the dark

*puts on Scorpion voice* GET OVER HERE!!!!!!!

errrrm yes, i m iindeed taking the piss

Not at the min too busy with sonja