different places youve done it in ?

With all the shit craic from justice i forgot what this thread was about and i started the fucker

me and my ex got thrown of the x32 for over exposing ourselves in the back seat

A lad I used to work with said he had a wank on the back of a bus, his reasons behind it were, "The vibrations gave me a hard on"

Ah the old bus stiffys it only ever happend just before youd get to a stop then youd end up walking off the bus with a metro newspaper covering your lower half

Smell the bullshit.

Aaahh, country air!

I remember them vividly, I used try my hardest to get rid of it before i had to get off. Everybody sitting down is at cock level too which makes things worse. I used to just stick it under the old waist line of the trousers. Ahhhh i miss the days of getting random hard ons in my teens. This lad at school got one in swimming, the best or worst part was he was wearing Speedo's.

Are you still trying ? Justice the board warrior

pathetic .

Bullshitter.

Any more fabricated tales of sexual shenanigans you'd care to lie to us with?

Why would he make it up?

To fill a big fuck off gaping void in his worthless existence.

Or impress a load of crab-riddled trancers.

you mean like your trying to do by attempting to take the piss out of people ... your see through mate , your insults are shite and you seem to have an obsession with crabs ...

You're boring, and represent everything you profess to hate.

I mean to impress no-one.
Insult, demean and offend yes, impress no.

Are you into prog?

I'm curious to know why?

You're just a dull, little cling on who sees this as an opportunity to try and win some points.
Well dickwash, my tail is up and my shakra is flowing and I don't intend to stop until I've got under the skin of all you daft twats that bite at this nonsense.

YOWZA YOWZA.

Part of my crusade, mission from god if you like.

Feel the in here.

you failed !!! well done bell end

*sings* WAAAKE MEEE UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENNDSS