different places youve done it in ?

Sorry Dad

But my teenage years are but a memory.

Do you like looking at pics of fat teenagers?

Explain how you find this funny

Mind you, I suppose when you haven't seen your toes or, indeed, your cock for 10 years one's priorities must change.

Well, you trying to come out with good insults is fucking hilarious.

And how the fuck you think I'm fat at 6'4 and 13 stone is another matter altogether.

Grasping at straws.

So why do you call yourself Andy Rocks?

Are you into Status Quo?

Are you coming on to me?

So why do you call yourself Andy Rocks?

Its more than a bit sad.

No, i was just going to give you directions to Sven Adult Books.

Damn, that would've been funny too.

So why do you think he calls himself Andy Rocks?

Its rather self serving.

Cos he's a massive geek.

Makes sense.

Is he a wannabee DJ perchance?

4 pages of concerted effort, and the best you've got is you don't like my sign-in name

no.

He gets full marks for effort though.

Nil points for achievement though.

Typical of a fat fucking repetitive cretin.

Doesn't detract from the fact its a shit username that gives the impression of a proper gimp.

ok justice.....

Who the fuck asked you?

A serious case of head/arse fusion going on with you matey.

ok justice.

I got sucked off on the back of a National Express coach on the back seat while 2 people sat on the seat infront Classy!