different places youve done it in ?

Brilliant, when you do reach 18 you'll be able to buy paracetemol with your booze, by the hundred. See what I'm getting at?

I'm not making your dad OD, hes a cracking fuck, actually while were on the topic of strange places to have sex, we fucked in your bed the other day. Those squeaky floor boards are no good

oh dear this thread's gone to shit.... I fucked your mother jokes, whatever next

I didnt fuck his mother. I fucked his dad, and its no joke. Do you have a problem with that?

Yo momma's so fat she... ?

No that would just be shit and unfunny

That was my point.

Go away bellend

You're so endearing.

If I say yes will you fuck off?

Do I need to ask you a question first, or is it an open yes?

WHatever yo like, providing it ends in you fucking off im easy.

is that what your mam did?

Go on lad. I love the way you're proud to be a living spunk tray.
Just shows you, no matter how low you get, theres always a bright side.

And you are?
Apart from a twat?

John Pepper, what a STUPID name!

You sound like some gay from Happy Days.

Thats fucking well out of order !

If hes mothers dead you should show some respect .

Bad craic

Ordinarily I'd agree, but justice is a cunt, and uses his mother being dead as a (shit) comeback in an argument.

dont know the guy . but death of a parent shouldnt be used as abuse or a comeback .

He likes making mother jokes, and then shields himself from any comeback by saying his is dead. Whether she is or not, who gives a shit? The guy's a tool.

Furry Muff