different places youve done it in ?

I didn't make mine up, in fact I missed a few out



is it true you're still a virgin by any chance?

Ask yer mam, I fit between her legs so she can give you a better idea of my stature.

Is it true that all your mates slag you off the minute your back is turned and none of them really like you?

Again, ask your Mam.

Even better, just look for my dried up spuff on her chin.

Dirty hooer that she is.

You still going to "tap me on the shoulder" you limp fuck?

Bit shit when it doesn't rhyme.

You're a one tricky pony.

Three words.

SOLICITORS SHIT STREAKS

Now fuck off YTS rent boy.

Day off rhyming you nobber.

Now back to yer mam.............

Who works with solicitors? Get a life you tosser, I bet your hung like a tic-tac.

Can't believe you've been sat there thinking about my cock.

You've got issues son.

And toilets to clean, so quick sharp- AVANTI

What a fucking geek

Keep going lad.

I'm enjoying it now.

I might reveal what you did in Powerhouse the other week.

Dirty little weasel.

Your dad's a feisty one, after he pumped me full of a few blue wickeds I aggreed to let him pump me full of something else, the funny thing is, next time he said hes bringing your mum. Its gonna get messy

She's dead you stupid little fuck.

Best stick to your own Mutha, as normal. All that hand relief didn't help your exam stress though did it.

She thought it would keep your mind on your studies, but you still fucked up.

Not to worry though, sanitary hygiene agents can earn up to a MASSIVE £5 an hour these days.
Just think of all the glue you can buy with that.

I dont work you fucking idiot, I'm at school now. Sorry about your mum but that doesnt exclude the fact your dads a dirty fuck and you are a total internet hardman/ cunt

At school- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Little Big Man Syndrome.

Do you want me to go in the offie for you?

So you've gone from cleaning toilets to having your head flushed down them?
Bet it makes you appreciate what a quality product Domestos really is.

Sean, you are wise beyond your years...

Why does it make you laugh that he's at school?

Did you not go?

Or were you in McDonalds the whole time?

Nah, Its ok, im 18 in a week or two so I can go in myself (legaly) then. Yeah, I get my head flushed all the time you know me more than your horny farther does

Awww, have you found a little friend.

How sweet, you can experience your 'awakening' together.

Like Brokeback Mountain, but with spidey little Geordie cunts.

Course I was, you're the best counter staff they've ever had.

Well, the ones that were employed under the disability act that is.