DETOX:SATURDAY 5TH FEBRUARY 2011-secret location

yeah but you said you were a drum and base punter in a post a while back with some kind of statement as if it were a badge of coolness but to be fair are you not more likely to be at some of the most heavily advertised trance nights going

I find it a bit strange lol

mind you i like your status.... i've found a location so underground i actually think it could have been an air raid shelter in world war 2 and yes its under newcastle literally

its so underground it makes legends look like vultans palace in flash gordon

mixed musical preferences are good like, maybe you are on to a winner with that, hell maybe you should start a night at the globe with a mixed d n b and trance music policy and run it the saem night as turbulence... i think it would be winner

jon obir in the trance room and goldie in the d n b room

mind you i am hardly the king of fishing, more the prince of angling

but hey shouldnt you be in bed by now ... you'll get in to trouble of your parents lol

Someone pissed on your chips today Melt? You don't seem a happy bunny?

ha ha i am in mellow mode right now

maybe i should get "medieval" pulp fiction style

no one pisses on le melt's chips

they may try but lets just say its akin to pissing in the wind or trying to turn the waves at whitley bay back with your hand

if only i had the time to do that ha ha i am lucky if i even escape from backstage

i can think of easier wasy to perv on lasses than spending a decade running events in newcastle ha ha ha

regarding rez and nocturnal ... there isnt a single event in the last 20 years that has even come half close to the 2nd december nocturnal allnighter that binni organised or the final rez at the mayfair

at detox no one is king and i fail to see what being "top dog" has anything to do with it.

there are plenty of others running around in newcastle wanting to be top dog in whatever genre they themselves pidgeon hole themselves into so best leave that to them...the thing is who ever sits on top in whatever sphere they operate in doesnt have to shout that to the world ...they just are the best at what they do.....no one has to tell them that.

thats the thing with detox we dont pidgeon hole ourselves, we dont take ourselves seriously, we put on events merely for a like minded circle of friends and try to be as far away as possible from the branding that has turned clubland into the glossy commercial monster it has become today.

i dont expect you to fundamentally understand this as you have been brought up on a diet of named superstar djs where only a NAME gets people into clubs.

whilst i leave you to ponder that i will keep doing what i want to do when i want to do it outside the constraints of fashion coolness or whatever mixmag or dj wank mag tells me to like this week or next and regardless of the bollox that is spouted on the ghost town that is nucastle.co.uk

the detox punters can be anywhere from 18 up to 57 and long may it continue

i suggest people with age-ist attitudes like this head straight down to walker road for the impending next big thing before the walker massive get their hands on it and their license is withdrawn

now i suggest you head to bed for your beauty sleep captain doylam

i judge people by their actions not by their words on a clubbing forum ha ha ha ha ha ....nice psycho analysis tho.... but i am not really one for mincing around near the bar i much prefer to jump into the bottle bin head first

why the fuck does the letter t keep disappearing from all the cunting posts

clubbing is a fantasy world thats why we all like it its escapism from the REAL world isnt it???

seriously I think that is the most age-ist comment I have ever read lol but let me assure you me and the man that is forks were undeniably NOT past it at curves back in in december but i shudder to think of our combined age lol x 1 million.

for the record , i prefer the fisherman mista k versus k the psychoanalyst... cos jesus you are starting to sound like joe from times gone by???

melt likes a perv , whats realy sad are the lasses (and lads???) who wonder around shouting , 'dave' , 'dave' , makes me laugh like, there idiots .. two sides to every coin , there all idiots . I here next event in in conjunction with redbull with a hardhousehoovertastic mianroom in association with dyson

How long you been a massive ketrat like K? And Melt, I didn't 'mean' anything by saying it feels like it's been announced for ages, other than the fact it feels like it's been announced for ages.

Melt, do you do most of your flyering around the Meadowell?

Aye that Regretamine's a bad un like.

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I think you'll find I booked Alf a fair few months before The Masquerade Ball Dave. Also Mr K was probably just gingerly enquirering as to why you hav'nt annonced the cancelation on your part or taken down Technikal from your line-up...

You having Detox in the Victoria Tunnels? Thats the most underground place I know of in Newcastle

pure lazyness is why the lineup aint been amended in much the same way that andy farley isnt mentioned on there either

well looking forward to this, what better way to fuck off the new year detox than by going to Detox