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  1. trance_fan

    trance_fan Registered User

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    :lol: :lol:
    trance_fan, Dec 13, 2005
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    :lol: :lol:
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  3. Stephen

    Stephen the reel master

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    hi... the names bond...uni bond....... im here to fill your crack
    Stephen, Dec 15, 2005
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  4. Princess.v.

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    My mate want's to know if you'll go out with me?
    Princess.v., Dec 15, 2005
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    What the fuck are you on you trumped up little charva !

    what have i said ?

    Think you best go consult your mates down the park over a bottle of diamond white !

    lil mong unit !
    wallyjumblat, Dec 16, 2005
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  6. trance_fan

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    Yeh im a huge charver like!!

    You havn't said anything I was just kidding!!
    trance_fan, Dec 16, 2005
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  7. trance_fan

    trance_fan Registered User

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    random lass: 'you got any pills?'

    "No, but you have nice tits"

    :lol: :lol:
    trance_fan, Dec 19, 2005
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  8. princess jane

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    chat up lines are wasted on boys

    you have to be uber un subtle before the penny drops

    I had to spell it out to wor lad in letters of one syllable and several diagrams...
    princess jane, Dec 20, 2005
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  9. Jambon

    Jambon Jambons Disco Club

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    we need to see the minge before it clicks. :(
    Jambon, Dec 20, 2005
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    I need to see the Mal Maison keys before the Royal Pussy is unleashed

    quality is as quality does
    princess jane, Dec 20, 2005
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    Jambon Jambons Disco Club

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    i like your style.


    theres no way id put in that much groundwork for a bird tho.

    :fart:
    Jambon, Dec 20, 2005
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    princess jane Registered User

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    I'm always very grateful

    :wink:
    princess jane, Dec 20, 2005
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    Jambon Jambons Disco Club

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    filthy.
    Jambon, Dec 20, 2005
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    princess jane Registered User

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    Royally so
    princess jane, Dec 20, 2005
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    Re: corny chat up lines

    hear I have one

    Hi bitch, Im gonna faaaaaaak you tonight! ..

    All chat up lines suck dick! Like women actualy fall for them!!

    Fuckin lame I say! :groovy:
    clare, Dec 20, 2005
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    Re: Re: corny chat up lines


    time to bring out the guns ! (anchorman style)

    Am no fred flinstone pet
    But am sure i can make your bedrock !
    wallyjumblat, Dec 20, 2005
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  17. Þ€tè®*

    Þ€tè®* Registered User

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    i told a lass in the south of france that she was nearly as good looking as me, got a slap like :lol:
    Þ€tè®*, Dec 20, 2005
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  18. Basic Instinct

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    Basic Instinct, Dec 20, 2005
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    ive used the "two bottles of corona please, do i get your number with that?" line

    i was fairly drunk at the time like:oops:
    Chris_Spence, Dec 20, 2005
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