Cooking

You just explained it though How don't you get it???

you have never cooked your own food?

Didnt realise there was a proper term for it

'freudian slip' - sounds like a German dress or something

My mum has showed me how to use the oven but thats it really so I can cook frozen food but we don't have much

but what would you have done if this message board didnt exist?

gone hungry?

i now know why African nations are all so poverished- they don't have public message boards to answer their cooking questions

are you older than 13?

I would have cooked it on full heat but thanks to all of you I put it on low "simmer" for a bit

No, are you dyslexic?

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day.

Give a man nucastle.co.uk and he will feed himself for the future.

Hezbollah and Israel should get themselves on here, ask us what they should do to end the conflict

Paul - :evil:

God, it would make Joe's year

or get six conflicting theroys on how he could have made the fish last him a week.

Well done for ruining the joke

i didn't know people called them that for that reason

thats the 1st time i've heard it!

how?