classic film lines

"what did evil kinevil want ?

god sent him

what ?

GOD SENT HIM!

what ! on a fuckin suzuki"


jimmi rabbit and his dad commitments



allso

Joseph Fagan Joey "the lips" Fagan

yeah an im Jimmy "the bollcks" Rabbit

i earned me name for me horn playin what did you earn yours for?


C L A S S !

Full Metal Jacket is full of em, the drill sergent cracks me up!!!

"Where in the hell are you from anyway private?"

"Sir, Texas sir!"

"Holy dog shit, Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas private cowboy. And you dont look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?"

"where did you get your clothes.......the......toilet store?"

"hey...roy...can you get sick drinkin piss"

"i will smash your face against a car wind shield, then take mrs mantooth out for a nice sea food dinner and never call her again

Dorothy mantooth is a saint

come on guys lets leave the mothers out of this"

:worship:

"i believe that diversity was an old old wooden ship which was used in the civil war era"

"What was that baxter, u no i dont speak spanish, in english please"

"did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight ?"

I'm just admiring the shape of your skull - Fear and Loathing

"sir no sir"


"bullshit i bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose"

"If you get that out, I'll piss down your half of my body"


All Of Me - Steve Martin, trying to go to the toilet when half of his body is possessed by a woman.

genius.

"Were you about to call me an arsehole private?"


Private Joker........

"Is that you John Wayne?"

"Is this me....?"

- "WHO SAID THAT!!!"

"i'm a woman we dont tell you want we want but we do reseve the right to be pissed off when we dont get it, that's what makes us women !! and not a little scary"

sliding doors

class filmage


stay out of my way, or you'll pay, listen to what i say!

what about if i just sit by the bay! and eat some hay!what do you say hey?



hey if i seen my self in pant like that i'd have to kick my own ass

Good night sweet heart well its time to go da dum da dum

laterz babe

happy gilmore is amazing

Cowboy: "...in fact, you're so drunk you're probably seeing double."

Doc: "I got two guns, one for the each of ya."



Tombstone

Suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car...and a voice was screaming: Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?




We had two bags of grass, seventy-
five pellets of mescaline, five
sheets of high powered blotter
acid, a salt shaker half full of
cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-
colored uppers, downers, screamers,
laughers... Also a quart of tequila,
a quart of rum, a case of beer, a
pint of raw ether and two dozen
amyls.

LEGENDS

"Daddy would you like some sausage?"
"Daddy would you like some sausage?"

Freddy Got Fingered!!

daddy wud u like a sossage

daddy wud u like sum sos a ges



get it right!

i know my spelling is shit