Chat to a stranger.

that has now been made into a hardstyle tune.

its called one night in nyc.

fuckin mint tune.

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Stranger: sraj!
You: hello blue rince
Stranger: what the heck is rince?
You: game for anything are we? what is sraj?
Stranger: it means "go - shit" in some foreign language - what is rince?
You: ahh, nice one rince is a nice warm person that likes to talk!
You: where you from?
Stranger: fuck... DF
Stranger: Im from Poland
Stranger: and u?
You: ah, im from uk. it's the new cool saying
You: i work with polish people
Stranger: What - "Im from Poland" ??
You: wowza
You: !
You: how crazy is this?
Stranger: "wowza" doesnt mean for me much - is this a shortcut or some "polish joke" ?
Stranger:
You: polish people are kind and friendly, and i like the way they say 'full possesion'
You: no no no, say full possesion
You: did you say full possesion?
Stranger: OK - I did - what now?
You: that is all thanks now bye x
Stranger: hm..

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Stranger: MY GIFT IS MY SONGG
You: ola
Stranger: ola que tal
You: your gift is writing in capital letters you fucktard
You: and your spelling is shit
Stranger: and your gist is being a faggot. now go rape little boys
You: Oooo, somebody's tired
Stranger: well played
Stranger: yeah. im tired and too hot and cranky
Stranger: so im taking my anger on omeglers
Stranger: out on*
You: is that because you have no real friends?
Stranger: no that's because the girl sucking my dick is not putting her back into it
You: you're naughty
Stranger: how the fuck am i supposed to cum
Stranger: and you're 15 years old
Stranger: amirite?
You: I'm immortal
Stranger: sucks for you
You: I think you're 76 and you have a big grey mullett?
You: am I right?
Stranger: if i was 76 i would not be able to type this fast due to my arthritis and i wouldnt know what the interwebs were
Stranger: nor omegle
Stranger: or computers
You: 75 then?
Stranger: better
Stranger: the game
You: vinegar tits?
Stranger: bawringg
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Its not a patch on the chris liebing remix

Short and sweet

You: i have nothing to say
Stranger: i fel you dude
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Second attempt:

Stranger: asl
You: tell me something funny
You: come on
Stranger: i am a horse, i can't hel you
Stranger: help
You: how can a horse get internet access?
Stranger: hmmmmm
You: wireless hooves?
Stranger: actually i don't know
You: you dont know how you are on the internet?
Stranger: yeah
You: how cold is your stable?
You: have you ever been shafted by another horse?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: cant
Stranger: help
Stranger: u
Stranger: i
Stranger: just
Stranger: a
Stranger: am
Stranger: horse
Stranger: sorry
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Stranger: Yo this is a story all about
Stranger: how my life got
You: twisted upside down
You: and id like to take a minute
Stranger: Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

Bit of an anticlimax my first attempt

Stranger: 施公奇案
You: Idiot, English text?
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jimmy you got burst open there

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Stranger: hey
You: I dont know about you but this place seems to breed peados
Stranger: im not one, dont worry
You: how can I be sure?
Stranger: im having relationship trouble
You: stop fucking your kids then
Stranger: my last girlfriend had sex with her brother
You: Fritzl fever is running rampant
Stranger: umm, this is no joke
You: I know its bloody disgusting
Stranger: how do i cope with this?
You: you could go dogging for cock and if you get caught just say you were hunting badgers, it works for MP's?
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Stranger: ugly
You: thats a bit harsh you dont even know me
Stranger: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: im a stand up guy
You: Id give you the shirt off my back I really would
Stranger: ah im kiddin
Stranger: i no u would
Stranger: if u gave me ur shirt id give u my trousers
You: All I want is to talk to a stranger maybe get to know them to the point they become a friend and then perhaps have a beer in a beer garden with them one day in the not too distant future
Stranger: yeh same
You: really?
You: dont go shattering my dreams now
Stranger: lets have a beer
You: nah I'm not feeling up to it
You: I'm washing my hair
Stranger: dont worry i wont shatter ur dreams
You: errr what
You: look this isnt working out
You: its not you its me
You: im sorry
Stranger: ahhhhhhhhh
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horse cunt
You: blerg
Stranger: horse cunt
You: nuns chuff
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: ok u pwnd me
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Its a matter of time before we all start winding each other up!