CHARVA INFLUENCE can you handle it

Looks like you have a bit of experiance there Kerry

the streets of newcastle are crawling with them!

they're fuckin vermin!

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Er, exactly who the fuck are you?

I bet you were bullied in school, you cunt.

To be honest, from what I've heard, the monkey is a shithole, same with the hanger. I know DJs from both, and I have mates that go regularly. Full of titheads thinking they can take pills.

If I told you names of some of my mates, you'd probably know who I was talking about too. So why don't you shut the fuck up, and sit the fuck down, until you know what you're talking about, and who you're talking to?

5 minute break...

Just when my excessive homework load is getting tiresome, I know I can find amusement on the good old Promise board; with a relaxing 5 minute break, I am rarely disappointed.

This original post is hilarious. It’s just got to be the most subtle piss take ever, failing that, I'm moving out of South Shields, Charva Capital, later today. Come on, own up, it’s a master stroke of genius; no one can be that inbred and genetically barren...or can they?

Those immortal words 'Ga' to tha Monkey and see how long u last u bunch of puffs' are compelling indeed; it gives a rare insight into the mind and probable time line of this particular study.

Can it walk, talk and interact within its environment without the aid of a strip of bum fluff on its upper lip?

Does it know its own name? Controversially, if it does know its own name, can it write it?

I was clubbing and DJ'ing when this person was probably out of date waste-spunk on a pair of cheap curtains.

Back to home work.

Lee

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LMFAO, always guaranteed a good read off u lee!!

Glitter Angel xxx

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A contender for quote of 2003 already i think

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haha! lmao!

btw, what does SS in front of your name mean? i presume South Shields? in which case, why does it say SSsouthshieldsmafia... cos to me thats an unnessacary S?:spangled:

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make that 2 S's

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ha, yeah that too!


put an o in between them! cos ya do need sum help like mate!

Charvas are a dying breed man, they were at their peak 99/2kish and now their dying out

hooray!

Consett, humm maybe im wrong, they seem to be quite strong in the s.heilds area.

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300cc! Weeeeeeeeew likes giz a deeks.

Charva cru comin thru sniffin tac an smokin glue

Sorry. Coming from south shields? Karl do you know any of these?

Dont think so

hehe 2 months and counting ish till my Lada's complete!

Im gonna drive to south shields on a friday nite and scare the shit outta some novas

So is nobody going to admit to this post then? It is blatent that it ain't really a charva as the monkey only gets kids in these days (between 12 and 16) and they most likely won't have heard of promise or even the Internet!!!

very true, has to be a wind up.

I think the mistakes the winder made were using words like INTIMIDATE and INFLUENCE. not only using them but spelling them right too.

fukkin hilarious tho, nice one!

i used to love going to the old Monkey

then again i was 14 and it was 1993/4

lol b4 it burnt down *cough*insurance job*cough*

it wasn't me!!!

unless the sparks flying off my chipie trainers set off a blaze...then again it was so sweat soaked I don't fink ingition was an option!

Well done, of course it was just a wind up. Score a point for that person who sust the "INFLUENCE" and "INTIMIDATION" vocabulary. Well gave it my best shot. Hard lines to those who jumped staright in for an argument.

Besides I noticed that SS at the start of my name was a mistake but I couldn't be bothered to change it.

Cya