Cartoons v MAn City

Chance would be a fine thing as Diouf has not played the last 2 games (I am not sure why tbh) but I know before that he was getting subbed quite a bit.

Diouf would beat Barton

Isnt it about time the hopeless dopey cunt spat on someone?

Least Barton is a proven shithouse waxa what more proof do ya want - jail / scraps in the street / broken eye sockets / tabs in eyes....

IM sure diouf will be on for atleast 70 mins on saturday

Id like to see him start on someone whos old enough to buy drink

Him and Jones will be on the bench IMO, would rather see Chopra and Cisse starting

why dont you offer him onthen

EVENING STANDARD - London: Seven-year-old boy was at the centre of a London courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to Newcastle United Football Club whom the boy firmly believes are incapable of beating anyone.

Not bad

I meant a big bloke not a skinny cunt like me

What did you end up putting your money on Carson?I went for a sunderland/Hull double.Easy money

im sure carson owes someone 500 quid, there was a bet made in a thread ages ago, saw it the other neet

It was never agreed, I said we need a contract of summit written down. Cant even remember who it was with but aye it wouldve been looking very bleek at the minute LOL.

I didnt make it to the bookies, fell akip & missed the match after an afters only to wake up & be told the result off my lass was fucking devastated. Glad in a way as the only bet I wouldve been putting on was for us to beat yous maybes a ton but not 2. Gutted about the result chuffed I still have my cash

nightmare

I bet his dreams were more fun than the match would have been for him

i was on about waking up, still coming down, ill as fuck, and being told of the catastrophe