Carnage at the Cottage!

good old groedie charvas, never fail to piss people off and make complete fools of themselves

FAO MR.Revel...

turns out I'd actually met him before but I couldn't remember, what an impression eh, me and my smmooooover chat up lines...

princess - *adopts husky voice* 'So young try-hard, do you want to come back to mine and we can...distress some jeans 2getha?'

young try hard - Cool! Won't your mam and dad mind? Can we smoke in your bedroom? I've got college on Monday so I can't stay out too late!

princess - *shudder*

he couldnt have been that young! he looked pretty old to me! must have been the dinner jacket and cravat that added the years!

your comments about conventionally good looking blokes has had me thinking all weekend....a new image may be on the horizon...unconventionality (is that a word?) here i come!

sorry, meant the bit where he called the bloke black....
i can see what your on about now after re-reading it! (too much beer @ Hed Kandi is making monday mornings difficult @ the moment! )

some bloke @ hed kandi said he had won the lottery! he gave us a bottle of champagne and some coke seriously!

he might have looked like he was seeking asylum. and just went about gettin it the wrong way.

naw he was a mere youngster of 20, same age as Ted which is just wrong!

but yes un-conventionality does it for me every time..however there is a fine line between that and being a random freak...I'm sure you will balance this to a high level tho.

ps did u leave with a lady on fri matey? Is this a nu baord romance I know nowt about!!!?

it is a fine line....i may need somebody to hole me back from falling over the edge!

he was 20! haha....thats younger than me

yeah, thats laura, my girlfriend
i should have introduced you, sorry....im crap with things like that

no worries.

i just noticed her standing round u and thought either -

a) you'd pulled and not noticed

b) she was your girl wondering who the random punky girl was chatting to her man

or c) the acid hadn't worn off and she wasn't really there

haha....think b) about fits the bill....!

a) has happened a few time before tho! im not too good at all that body language stuff....!

ps are you younger than 20!!!

fuck

'tis easy!

if you start talking about your trance collection/nu needles for your dex/the life and times of Tiesto and she still looks interested..

you've pulled!

me?

haha, no, im 21....

sweet jesus I'm getting old. me and my mates were chatting about it on Sun, we're 26 next year - kerrrrrringe!

i dont think any girl would still be interested!
i start talkin to my girl about anything like that and her eyes start to glaze over....then she tells me to shut up..!

oil of olay has done u proud, u dont look a day over 17...

aaahh pussy power eh?

when Che and Chef and Ted start on like that, i get a good book out.

its cool watching them tho, they're like little furbies interacting - lots of noises that make no sense, but they look cute and seem happy!

u think ur conventionally good looking?!?!?!

Bit up yaself ain't ya!!!