Can you guess what this is?

suppose that would go down well with the lass!

" 2 Secs babe, just getting the contraceptive balloon out "

Bet that comes in handy for you!

soapie said she wouldn't let a man use it on her, it to thick it would take all the pleasure out of it she said.

I replied that exactly how we feel when you make us wear condoms:evil:

true

Better to be safe than sorry!

it would like, couldnt imagine tongue action behind a wall of latex!!

exactly

When people MAKE you wear them? Do you not WANT to wear them for your own safety?!

well yeah, but i sooner be able to climax than not at all.

if your shagging randoms then its better to use them, if you have a gf and theyre on the pill or somet, then theyre crap and usless

Thats what i say when im sober, then i have a few drinks and i dont bother using one

there not just to stop pregnancy you know

Thats why youre always riddled and have to go to the clap clinic!

nah but if your seeing a lass then usually you trust that they dont have any sti's and more thasn likely are only using condoms as a way of stopping them getting pregnant

tut, ive only caught the clap once, ive never had anything else. I learned a lesson though. i told the woman i'd never do it again and then 3 weeks later i was up to me old tricks

They are called dams for some reason. I have a load of them at work, but they cost £1 a piece

PMSL @ this thread

pmsl @ your avatar

how can she sit in a office with massive windows sweating because there's no windows?

latex fanny sheets ...... crisp packets up the foof .... the thought of oasis not wearing a condom and spreading the seaham disease Alex the contraceptive taster ! This threads just plain wrong .