Can you guess what this is?

You should be

is the reason you removed your jeans because you were trying to lick your own arsehole? you minger

soapie brought it home from work for me.

Do you cover her minge with it and lick over the top?

if so alex, you are right, they're never going to catch on. its almost as bad as them femidoms (sp) they brought out. They were like shagging a lass with a crisp packet up her

I'd rather catch herpes than use that thing

yeah thats how it works, i've licked it and it tastes minging, minge is far tastier.

i suppose if you pull someone and you do the old finger test and its smelly, you could always pull one of those bad boys out.

Thats disgusting Peter!! :sick:

And Alex - why did Soapie bring it home?!

very true

Cos shes sick of catching herpes

Surely you can only catch that once? :spangled: And whats with the herpes?! You keep mentioning it. Just discovered something have we??

she works at uni, and she has loads of contraception in her office and she was tellling me about this piece of balloon, and i said i wanted to see one, so she brought it home.

Is she a nurse or something? :spangled:

LMFAO

no, i can't remember what she does, something along the lines of sitting in a big office with massive windows sweating like a bitch because theres no windows.

with a lot of contraception lying around lol!

don't forget the lube, she has lots of that too.