Blonde jokes

What do blondes and shrimps have in common?
Their heads are full of shit, but the pink bits are nice.

Q: Why did the blonde keep taking off and putting the Pepsi bottle cap back on?
A: Because it said, ''Sorry, try again.''

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A: She missed.

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

"Darn, he recognized me," she thought.

She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"

"Because that's a microwave," he replied.

"Please remove your blouse and bra," says the doctor to the young blonde, placing his stethoscope around his neck.
When she is ready, the doc says, "Big breaths."

"Yeth," she replies, "and I'm only thixthteen!"

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

Q.whats the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?

A. A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

Q.Whats the difference between a blonde and the titanic?

A.only 1500(?) people went down on the titanic


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