Are all.....

Astound us with your superior level of literacy and humour then.

We are waiting.

And waiting

I think justice was served.

A most weak effort.

Try again

Come on dazzle us with some wordsmithery worthy of Richard Stilgoe.

Or is that beyond you?

There's no shame in admitting it and you've got no cool to lose so come on, get stuck in Munt.

me? skinny? shiny balls?

none of the above little boy

Little boy

Anyway, why not if you're a fat lad- get on a diet: If your balls aren't shiny- Buff them.

If you're a girl get lumo'd and dirty for us NOW!!!!

What on earth does "pontification" mean

is there actually the worlds largest knob competition?

To express opinions or judgments in a dogmatic way.

I hope you are enlightened.

cole trickle would win it hands down.