anyone know any good jokes

oooo im honoured another dig

its all fun

hahaha, not quite.

I was once out the back of Privilige for a smoke when a pal was DJ-ing and witnessed this down syndrome kid paying his way for a gobble.

haha many a night i spent in priveledge ,what a shit hole i remember my mate was winding one up he asked how much etc and got her down to a fiver then he said nah its ok

did he go mental when he shot his load?

I didn't wait around for that Paul.

i wouldve done

theyre pretty temperamental those downs kids

You filthy creature!

only cos it would be amusing watching the downs kid's reaction!

im no perv

mmmhmmmm I bet!

me thinks your mind is already made up!

Two Mexicans, who had been lost in the desert for weeks, were at death's door. As they stumbled on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or something similar, they suddenly spied through the heat & haze, a tree, off in the distance.

As they get closer, they began to make out that the tree was draped with rasher upon rasher of bacon. There was smoked bacon, crispy bacon, juicy nearly-raw bacon, bacon of all sorts.

"Hey, Pepe," cried Don Pedro, "ees a bacon tree! We are saved!"

"You're right, amigo!" said Pepe as he went on ahead and running up to the tree, salivating at the prospect of food.

When he got to within five feet of the tree, the sound of machine gun fire erupted and down he went in a hail of bullets.

Don Pedro quickly dropped down on the sand and called out to his dying friend, "Pepe! Pepe! Que pasa hombre?"

With his dying breath.....

.....Pepe called out....

"Run amigo, run! Ees not a bacon tree. Ees a ham bush

got this off my mate a few days ago

what animal has a cunt halfway up its back.... a police horse