AnnSummers

Touché

women are rubbish at sex. It's a good job men are so easily satisfied.

is that a subtle way of YOU trying to tell us something?

The same could be said about women that lie there like a sack of tetties though.

Isnt she bi?

isn't everybody?

I can honestly say ive never had homosexual thoughts before.

But from an unbiased view if i was a woman id definately flick the bean. There just so much better to look at than a hairy, sweaty bloke!

you mean you're having them now ?

the situation im in at the moment ill take anything i can get!

Come out with us tonight Jimi we'll find you a stinker

its all about the models in this summers bravissimo catalogue

well in real life they are usually attached to a human being

plasatic vaginas never seem to do much business which gives the lie to blokes being willing to shag anything with a hole in it

sounds to be like youve been shagging peices of wood and your a bit miffe same can be said about lasses who just lie there and take it when ya going at it.

"fuck back woman, you havent paid for it"

same cant be said about me ive ran out of birds at barclays to pester on, time for a new job