Ann Summers Parties

oh shit i forgot,

'i just have to put my tie and jumper on'

I was thinking for a minute there "Eh, i dont have a tie" :doh: Still wrong tho

Ann Summers parties are everything thats wrong with british women... give me a sophisticated muslim in a hijab over a fat geordie slapper with a dildo the size of my forearm

least you can see the geordie slappers face, and you dont have to marry them just to get a bit jack n dann.

nowt more off putting than charver women and muslim women in full islamic dress

There wont be any of them at my party!!

its all about inner beauty lee.

geordie slappers are ugly on the outside and the inside.

likely story

i wouldnt be able to find her 'inner beauty' under all that clothing

You can come if you like?

you've got enough men chasing you without inviting me into your love pentagon

Hardly. Now stop making excuses! You know you want to! I'll keep you a seat next to a fat Geordie slapper

Do the woman actually use the toys on themselves whilst there all together?:spangled:

But the point I'm getting at is, did it smell of fish?

i feel sick :sick:

They might of had a fish supper! Not that sort of fish Ruth!:tut:

What, you'd of admitted having some fat horrible slappers wet and juicy vibrator on your nose? Yeah I'd want it printed on the front of the Chronicle!

Guess I'll be keeping my dress and wig in the cupboard then