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  1. MistaK

    MistaK Modulations Staff

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    "her fanny looked like an axe wound in the back of a gorilla"
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  4. Lee

    Lee original gowans artwork

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  5. forks

    forks still not dead

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    "he's shagged so much arse, that his cock looks like a philip's screwdriver"
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    This thread has had me in fukin stitches :lol:
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  9. Willa

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    "More creased than deidrie barlows neck"

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    "smells like bigfoots cock"
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    "a clout like a burned-out fireplace"

    "fanny like a rottweiler's mouth dripping with mayonnaise"

    "cock stank like a tramp having a wank inside a packet of cheese and onion crisps"
    distraction, Jul 2, 2009
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