i remember one night in the bigg market, purvy mortal drunk, walkin up to lasses goin "here pet can a smash ya pasty?". When he got nee joy or replies he ended up walkin in circles shouting "SMASH YA PAAASSTTTYYYYYYYYYY!!!"
Best one i can remember is outside of the boat with paul (from here) some charv came up n said ' here man, d' yee kna who me fatha is like?' to which paul replied: 'no son, but hopefully one you'll find him' .................. just before paul got twatted off a alcopop bottle :laugh: bout 30 mins later we seen 5 kids trying to throw the charva off the swing bridge!
"Here man i'l fucking plant him like a seed like wor kid" As i walked to the ballrooms on Saturday night just before a charva brawl kicked off outside Blu Bamboo