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I aint a fecking maxer chief... I've never maxed it in my life, I don't need 10 hours sleep a day, I don't like cider, and I get fooked properly...

I'm a caner kiddo... maxin aint big or clever... look who the king n queen is ted n ali - LOL

i reckon u max it better than the best of them m8 - lol

if i get fucked... i like to do it properly tho!!!

IM A CANER MAXER

lol I'd say both u n jeff are more caner than maxer...

lol - aye... dunno bout jeff tho... how softcore is he! lol

lol compared to the has beens he may be considered softcore... but amongst the maxers he's the most hardcore of caners.

thats not hard sometimes tho... have u seen some of the states king maxer gets into! It doesnt take much either, if u kno what i mean!
in theory... it doesnt take much for him to max it!

lol good ol shakey face

lol x 100

most of the time we dont laugh with him.. its at him. bless the lil fella! lol

no che don't leave the has beens!!

i wont... i will still be a has been! will just be an honourary maxer in the has beens. just like you get maxers in the in crowd. lol
smartie 'thinks' hes in the in crowd and hes not a maxer!

lol...it's well confusing??

apparently i was a maxer the other week (was knighted by king max and everything ) but don't fink i am anymore??

anyways i don't fink i meet all the criteria...

i fink u is a maxer paul... u is more hardcore than the king him self!

i dont think i meet all the criteria either tho... do i?

nah we don't sleep nearly enough to be maxers.

lol!