do the shops shut early today? :spangled: :dunce:
oh what bullshit no ones too busy to write a cheque
:lol: :lol: worst iv done is turn up to work at 5am thinking it was 6am after forgeting the clocks went back
isnt it sold out?
yes acceptable thanks lulu
your necklace will be the envy of the red sea's proudest oysters
she repulses me the trout faced slut
your scales are the envy of all in troutsville
someone once told me :lol:
you kiss like a dead trout
those lips look like they might hurt
Pucker up :D
floosey
:lol:
iv told you before kids DONT USE DIRECT DEBIT then u keep a grip on their balls not vice versa
All drugs are bad just stop taking them and become a better person
ps. French girls make me feel sick
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its immaterial if he will score or not after all that is what he is paid for. The question is will he celebrate or not. I hope he doesn't after...
Do u need a visa for Egypt??
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