Another.... A disgustingly awfull woman walks into a shop with two kids in tow. The shop assistant turns to the hag and says - 'excuse me...
Friday - work. Drink, drink, drink. Attempt to convince mates to go too Turbulence @ Wax On. Pose, drink, pose, dance, chat up ladies, drink,...
Why did the clown fall off the swing? Cos I hit him in the face with an axe
I got one.. Why did the little girl fall off the roundabout? Cos she had two Jeremy Beadle hands
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