mad-cat lady
bad teachas ========= David Leach-would lift 11yr olds up by the sideburns till you were on tip=toes Tiny Mc Gough-Threw child then desk out...
Mr Shephard, Maths. We used to all sit quietly looking at him, un-blinking like Midwich Cuckoos. Eventually he couldn't look at anyone Almost...
tryhard tidy shaun ;) oh, and ... arrest under defendant guilty heinous life *shudder*
the chems but sometimes it feels like you've opened up new parts of your brain....
so was Ginola! Freddy Forsyth on Question Time said the French Gov was utterly corrupt from top to bottom! Wasn't very kind about the church...
they've had loads of chances... Heseltine, Clarke, Portillo If the tory party was a dog you'd end it's suffering... KA-BLAM!
the bloke's an arse. The Tory party is dying a death of a thousand self-inflicted cuts
hey sweeet Nick!
Eddie n Rik are funny as fuck in almost everything they do, but they are masters at slapstick, hilarious!
ah! Excellent programme! Spoiled only by trying to shock too hard in the first one Was glad they made a short series after to fit the happy...
wtf is QAF? Peter Kay is the funniest right now, prob funniest ever series. Office is too black to be hilarious League of Gentlemen is...
your shit turns to liguid when you've got the squirts, do you leak? ya'd be touching sock in no time, and prob not just your own. Nothing...
when I had an operation, the nurses told me they were gonna rape my ass with an anaesthic pill, and asked if I wanted to be awake or asleep for...
Think before you speak............!
yes, or planning to be pissed very soon gets very warm under those beer jackets, so the girls have to buy special clothes like beer mini-skirts...
most people with spare time just watch soaps The fuckin fools
spud=Deep Thought!
visual swearing!
when I was a beer boy, used to call them UDIs, Unidentified Drinking Injuries, or Beer Injuries. worst I ever heard of was a broken ankle, and...
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