Two guys were swapping stories in the park one day and one guy (a war vet) mentioned that during the war he was captured and held for weeks...
someone else must have some jokes!!!!!!!!!!!! i supose ill have to keep on going then
A girl and a boy were at the back of the cinema, kissing passionately. When they come up for air, the boy says, "I really love kissing you,...
Three whores decide to see who has the biggest snatch. They get naked, and start fingering themselves and each other. After a few minutes, the...
A woman walks into the doctors office with a huge boil on her arse. The doctor squeezes it, pushes it, and then looks at the hard white pus...
A guy walks into a whorehouse and tells one of the girls he wants a blowjob. The girl takes him to a room and proceeds suck him off without a...
A man is getting ready to fuck his new girlfriend for the first time. He tries to push his dick in, but he can't get it in. He tries and tries,...
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, "Please do me a favor. It feels like something's stuck up my ass. Could you check it out for me?"...
An Aussie was marooned on a desert island. His only companions were a male dog and a female koala. The dog and koala hit it off, and for a year...
A farmer wants to get his two female pigs pregnant but he can't afford the stud service so he goes to the Vet. Farmer- " Hey doc I've got these...
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very ornery, and difficult to handle....
New Electric Train A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in...
Horse Racing.. This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and...
is it????? how do you know?
good at last........:D
snoods??????
here here ill drink to that and i still don't see why people class the shit that tidy chrun out as hard house with the exeption of TDV...
Women I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months: I don't like to interrupt...
Ireland's Worst Air Disaster occurred today when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Dublin....
A passenger plane on a cross-country trip runs into a terrible storm. The plane gets pounded by rain, hail, wind, and lightning. The passengers...
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