A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity; looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and...
hey i wonder if i can hit 400 posts today i was only on 200 at the begining of last week
whats the difference between a blonde and a phone box it costs 20p to use a phone box
throw a blonde and a brunette off a cliff. who hits the bottom first?????? the brunette, the blonde has to stop to ask for directions
There was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke. After one particularly nasty example, the women in the class decided to...
Mother - daughter chats A young girl was having a heart-to-heart talk with her mother on her first visit home since starting university....
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty...
Nuns ran an orphanage for girls in a rural part of Georgia. One day, the Mother Superior called in 3 teenage girls who were about to leave and...
Things you'll never hear a woman say: 1. Do you think this dress makes me look too slim? 2. You take me out too much, can't we just stay in?...
Top ten answers men would most like to give to women's stupid questions, but never will. 10. No, we can't be friends, I just want to use you...
This woman is driving into a small town and slams on the brakes as a coyote runs across the road in front of her. Just as she regains her wits and...
A woman goes to the gynecologist for the first time...she's lying on her back with her feet in the stirrups when the doctor comes in. He lifts...
Q: Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Arkansas? A: Everyone has the same DNA
If men & women swapped genitals! (From Rocky) Top ten things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day: 10. Immediately go...
ohhh theres plenty more where that came from
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with.... the...
A girl goes into a bar. She says, "Bartender, give me a triple Jack Daniel's." He gives her a triple Jack Daniel's, and she belts it down....
The confession line was very long and the priest needed to use the bathroom badly. He called in one of the alter boys and asked him to fill-in for...
A guy picks up a girl in a bar, brings her home, and they start getting it on. He starts sucking on one of her tits and milk comes out. He...
Young couple in the cinema. The girl says, "I must have a piss,can I sqeeze past you?" "Why dont you squat down on the floor and do it" says...
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