you snooze, you lose

We also duck taped a mate to a lampost in Hexham at 9 in the morning on a sunday, he was there for about an hour. He looked the part with his osama bin laden mask on.

Police car stopped and asked what was going on, the lad tied up thought he was going to be rescued - what a shame, the copper just told us to make sure we tidied the mess up when we untied him

The lampost in question is now just a stump as it snapped during some post donnies 'horseplay' :angel2:

It's just getting silly now. Enough.

These lads would have a feild day with Lee!

The worst ive ever had was getting my eye lashes glued together when we were camping out. I woke up, couldnt open my eyes and was convinced id woke up blind. I started flapping and all my mates started laughing at me. It was horrible - i lost most of my eye lashes trying to peel the glue off. It looked well odd.

Anyone who glues someones eyes shut is mentally retarded

I know but it was funny.

button it

we nearly did once after junior g a few months back,, remeber??

aye

mint going up 2 hexam man i was graced going up there after elements, i got 2 town in the mini bus and hopped into the taxi with stevan and granty and yovil got totally fucked stayed up all neet and at 8.30 in the mroning me and yovil went for a walk and we walked into wheatherspoons at 9 on sunday morning and started drinking and got into a state

then i got a taxi home

Aye, you's just disappeared. Nothing bad happened to anyone that night back at mine either

mate of mine collapsed on the sofa so we had a few lines off his head, coverd his face in bacon and dairylea then got his sisters pet rats an let them feed off his face

OMFG, I would NEVER be at an afterparty with any of yous in attendance.

This is fucking awful, lads are so stupid.

Its really not that funny to glue peoples eyelashes together, allow animals to eat food off their heads and shave peoples facial hair!!!

Im SO glad im not a bloke like. You lot are awful to each other!!

if anyone shaved my eyebrows off they would pay for it 10 fold

my first task would be to print up 1000 business cards with their name, address, phone number and the words 'Call for hot bum poking action, cheap prices guaranteed' and post them in phone boxes all over grim parts of London.

wow