Who in Promise is single??????

LOL! True...how true!

Me. Cos no one wants me

LMFAO

I'm single, totally out of choice of course.... I mean, why would I wanna hang out with a snake? Even if she has tits like... hmmm, Jordan ( . )( . )

p.s. I don't really think that all babes are snakes with tits. Girls are lush! Apart from when they're being devious, sly, manipulative, twisted, using, deceptive.... Sugar and spice my fucking arse

I'm really single cos I'm ugly

I'm new to the whole singles thing and for now I look forward to it.

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Close your eyes and listen!!!!!!!!!!

take it from somebody who isnt new to the singles thing, it aint that much fun!

wait for your pm box to fill up.. I predict by 10 o'clock tonight about 20 desperate internet nerds have pm'd you

lucky lucky lady

Only a silyl female announces she's single on this messageboard

<<<<<<<<<*stops writing PM*

But after nearly 8 year, I'm sure it's gonna be fun.

I know what you mean though it's nice to have somone to snuggle up to at night.

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not quite what i was thinking....

Yep.. i'm in the singles club as well.. partly by choice thanks to an incident i'm not gonna go into here..
Still, times a great healer and i'm looking for the right one .. deffo on the terms that ChemSi described - stay single for a while and see if I can find a fit female mate who wants a shag now and then Much more fun

Really? Did ya boot im?

*sob*

Yep!

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Close your eyes and listen!!!!!!!!!!

totally agree si but u get all the moral shit comin out then theres the "female attitude" that they'll think they own u and, even if it is mates shaggin they get all jealous and protective if u go wi another lass!

believe me mate, its prob less hassle if ur attached. at least theres regular sex and therefore u have some sort of consolidation for all the ways that women fry ur skull!

Most of those evil, feminine wiles have no effect on me, so no trouble there - I'm impervious to manipulation.. mwuhahahaha

Yup hin.. it's fun to be free

aye right! keep tellin urself that and one day.................u might just believe it!

the day that u become impervious to female manipulation is the day u stop thinkin with ur cock, as every man does.

It always did puzzle me. :spangled:

tres true amigo. I had a mint relationship with a babe in Leicester, used to have a mint time getting lashed, then snog all the way back to hers and get shagged, then mates again. Was pure class!

All went tits-up tho when we were out and she copped off with this other lad and I suddenly realised how much I totally liked her I went back to hers, got my car and drove home, in the rain, with bout 10 pints in me, and decided to try a hand-brake turn. That was scary. I did a 180 in the road, span thru the central reservation and ended up facing the wrong way in the middle of a dual-carriageway outside a police station. Don't try it at home. No, do try it at home, don't try it on the roads!

Why? Please tell