Whats everyones biggest fear?

unlucky mate...at least you know the dirty girls won't be back for more

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the night before i was due to go to south shields beach with a few mates, on my way home (my rents didnt know i smoked) i hid my packet of lamberts behind a fence in my back street.

got up on the morning a bid fairwel to my mam and went to get me tabs.

as i reached for my tabs my mam came outside to ask if i had picked my money up.

so i quickly put the packet of tabs down th front of my trousers.

can you see where its going??

when i got on the metro my mate sitting next to me and said theres a fcuking earwig on my leg

so i flicked it off and there was another one and another one

i took the packet of tabs out me duds and there was about a hundred earwigs that had nested in me fag packet

i was covered in them


dropped me trousers and got off the next stop and ran into the sea

hence my fear

but I didn't mean you soapie I know you you nice, I meant all the others that are out to get me:spangled: :spangled: :spangled:

thats class

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Canny unfortunate series of events there like..

I'll have to try and fake it

thank you, yes well thats ok then i will allow you to go chasing off other maniac girls with fire!!!

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thats fucking hilarious, sorry mate but it is.

But I can understand why you now fear them

secrets out then you DO love the mingers, its not a fear it an addiction!

They look nice at point of collection

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i cant remember for the life of me why i didnt take the packet of tabs out my duds before i got on the metro

hundreds of them next to me unmentionables :sick: :evil:

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haha one of them crawled up your japs eye didnt it

im a bit weary of heights. fine with rollercoasters etc but when ur standing near the edge of something really high it puts the shits right up me

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no comment

spiders

just thought of another one

ventriloquist dummys

:evil: :evil: :evil:

I was like that when i was younger but on a holiday in turkey people were jumping and diving off high cliffs while we were on a boat trip. Did it once and I was cured, kept going high and higher and now I love heights.
Gonna do a skydive soon

oh I hate drops, like on roller coaster, i love going fast, love going uposide down but hate drops, don't know why...weird

used to be heights... got over it... now flying.. never used to be...one bad experience... now terrified!! missus is a air hostess too... shit myself when she goes to work.. and she's always makin me go away!!

i really want to do that too

have you organized it yet or is it just on the cards ??