Vuzz

Gav didnt eat it but his dog did!

*gasp*

for real????????

I will go if my tonsils get any better but i'm not holding much hope!!!

vuzz

i really want to go 2 vuzz!!!! but im not sure if i can yet, stinky wk av made me work this sat at 8am!! hopefully tho...

may be 2 tempted 2 go 2 promise afterwards

gutted i cant go.

looks like it cud b the best vuzz yet. hope yas all av fun. good luck dave!!! (and others if ya readin)

Yes.

Its harsh as fook and may upset any kids reading. (as if) but the Vuzz lord himself irresponsibly let his 4 stone beast of a dog play fetch next to a family of Swans.

The dog savaged one and Gav and the Dog got kicked to fuk by the Daddy Swan!!!!!!!!!

Watch out for a squad of Beefeaters raiding Vuzz this Friday.

swans are evil bad-tempered fukkas indeed. When I was a kid me and me brothers were playing on Bolam Lake in a blow up dinghy and got too near a swan nest, the dad swan went completely radge and chased us all over the lake terrorising us scary stuff when you're 7 or so.

Me big brother didn't improve his mood much by slapping him about the head with the oar though

who's gonna touch my toes with me when I get the hiccups?

techo - re F2F

do u reckon?????? would spice up the set no end methinks

are you talking bout the beast with 2 backs here?????

oh my god!! thats well scarey, i was on the fone to my mum yesterday and we were talking about things that happened when we went to bolam lake...we used to go there all the time with our dinghy and we got savaged by swans too....probs after sum oaf whacked it wif their oar

well it worked for manumission!

(sex, not swans!)

aye and lil lee could say he's a dwarf on growth hormonesd and dress us as elvis!