Valentines Day

Fair enough.

I met my lass when I was off completely :spangled: on NYE 2002.. so I got a steady relationship.. albeit an "under the thumb" one.. but it shows it is possible

It's cos you're too soft man, push her about a bit, give her a slap, hoy her down the stairs..........she'll soon stop.

Dont lasses always have their lads under the thumb though?

There control freaks.

No she won't.. shes more violent than me

Seems that way.. I'm sure there are women out there who aren't like that though..

Tell me about it, everyone i've EVER been with has had one set of rules for them and another for me. It's ok for them to have loadsa lad mates but if you so much as speak to another lass you must fancy them or you're fucking them.

Aye, they're evil bitches!

I suffer from this rule..
It sucks.. I've got a few female friends.. and I can barely talk to them

Mind she has no male mates.. but I couldn't give a fuck if she did have.

I am yet to meet one, loads claim to be like this before you're going with them but then turn out just like all the others.

nowt

Aint got a clue what I'm doing but I found a heart shaped malteser in a packet I got from blockbusters last night

Aww dont be daft. Youre lovely. Youre a nice lad and quite dishy. Im sure you'll find a bitch soon

Im quite happy atm. Not really too bothered either way. Im used to doing what I want and Im quite busy most of the time. Im sure I could get my leg over if I was desperate V day doesnt bother me. I'll be pumping iron with a bunch of old muscley women

see .........



Either that or its just a malteser with an arse

Get her pregnant first for extra comic effect.

perhaps junior g could be a singles club valentines special, so we can all hook up, do some speed dating (or console each other)

smigs - Nice Malteaser

Get rid of the 'dating' from the above sentence, that's more like Junior G!:groovy:

Cheers pete

He's getting Sweet FA until he gets back in my good books!!!

bugger all, probs just watch tv. alone, obviously.