To defraud or not to defraud

I'm in.

I'll hit him with my hair straighteners.

Torture him, set him on fire then feed him to my boxer. She will eat anything.

If he's black you can straighten his afro hair.

No no no. Fuck using paper his fro will light much much easier!

He will be a big pimpin' wannabe gangsta rapper aiiiiiiii. He will almost definitely have some bullion on him to steal. Then we can proceed in the torturing.

I've already E mailed him threatening to break his legs if he arrives at my house, so unless he fancies his luck, i doubt i'll hear from again

He might come and steal your car now.

Exactly what i was thinking.

Not without the key he won't (as its immobilsed). Plus where i park it now, it's covered by cameras!!

In the words of Ian Malcolm from Jurassic Park, "life finds a way". If 2 female dinosaurs can breed then some Oakley sunglasses wearing Nigerian can steal your Saxo.

Can you imagine them selling stuff over the net though?

I like the fact he is supposedly from Canada and he's been looking for that spec of car for 'some days now'

See's yours in AutoTrader and assumes it is his already!

I'd of said ' No deal!' as soon as bankers drafts were mentioned.... :upyours:

They do! Online shopping, banking, e-mail, the lot.

Great stuff.

So they manage all that but would be stupid enough to fall for scams that are constantly advertised and warned against on every shopping site I've ever been on?

did the police not want to set up a sting opp to catch them?

I laugh when they try and have my eyeballs out from all over the world on Ebay with the buy it nows.

They may of won it then comes :

"Hey my friend may you post to Nigeria and my friend pay you then you pay me back etc etc"

Aye as if mate, dont worry i only deal with banks and things like this all over the world in my main job so i am not clued up on it all or sit beside the Fraud Section at work

Twats..

oldest trick in the book.

Hook, line...almost sinker

Stop having such a twitchy arse Marc. This sounds fully legitimate and a nice easy way for you to get shot of that car of yours. No need to be hasty.

Hardly. Did you read his post?