Times youve been Dim/stupid...

I often walk about the bathroom while i brush my teeth, often spitting out toothpaste in the toilet as i pace about..

One morning i spat in the sink and threw my toothbrush down the toilet

i know it's in that " you know you live in the 90's/00's" email that flies around every 6 months but when at home and i pick up the phone to ring someone, i'll put a '9' before the number i dial...

Iv just done that when i saved a number in my mobile

When someone said something funny before, instead of laughing, I said the word "LOL" by mistake,

excellent

I've taken the remote to work before instead of my mobile.... :doh: Its only when i've went to send a text etc that I realised...how dumb is that like!?

thats canny bad

ive done this before after a messy weekend was having a dump, wiped my arse and hoyed the pretty much full roll into the bog whilst holding the bit id just wiped with.

also made a brew n put the sugar in the fridge. thats happened a few times after a sesh. not good

haha

I said thank you to the metro this afternoon

Im loving how most of these stories are starting with "my lass" or "my mates lass".

Your phone must be HUGE

I thought Haggis was a fish........

I tried to pay for my dinner with my driving licence today

How come since I have read this thread I keep doing silly things???

haha I've said 'Cheers' to a cash machine! twice

Always embarrassing when there's people behind you

I once seen a girl get off the bus before me at college and from the second she left she'd intended to start running but she just toppled over into a heap a few metres in front on me. I feel bad about it now but at the time the only thing i could do was try not to openly piss myself laughing

My mam done that.
We were out shopping once and my mam always tells us she loves us when we say bye to her, we walked out of the shop and she told the assistant she loved her