Those situations where you think, "god I'm a fucking tit"

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Nice to meet you on sat

last night but i'm not obliged to say what happened.

lol you cant say that then not inform us of the details

i have one of these moments quite a lot always say or do something

its just a little one but i do it all of the fucking time... paying the right amount and then waiting for change, i alwaysa feel like a total tit. the person behind the desk always looks at you like ur a fucking dunce. somwtimes av even asked for a recept for like... a can of coke to lighten the blow lol

getting cashback at the bar then leaving without it

paying by card at the bar then leaving without it

thinking black sambuca and vk tropical would make a good 'cocktail' (classy i know )

introducing people to a group of mates where some of them you don't really konw, and then realised halfway thru that you have no idea what most of them are actually called.

'testing' the structural soundness of a creme egg before using it to play creme egg golf (cos you don't want to be breaking windows!) by throwing it at your forehead. then after a few minutes on the ground doing it again cos you're convinced you must've got the end of the egg cos it hurt quite a lot.

thinking a messageboard is the real world and making what are in reality most probably empty threats to tw@t people or 'find where you live'. over and over and over and over and over and over again.

Not only is he a world class promotor and witty beyond words, he is also a property magnate, explorer, and a private detective.

Is there anything he can't do?

You're almost as big a bellend as Melt.

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Yeah likewise. I was off my face in tall trees though. I'll not be getting in that sort of state for a long time to come lol.

I was phoning you afterwards cos I was up for the party at yours but you weren't answering. You answered once but it was by accident cos all I could hear was people in the background talking.

As for doing stupid things - I said thank you to the cashpoint the other day.

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I had about 6 people ringing me so i didnt know who was who Dave said you were trying to call but i didnt store you number in my phone

You werent that messy just slightly wasted

Good night?

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I think I had a good night. I didn't have a bad night but I can't remember enough of it to be sure that it was good. I was probably wandering around none stop for 6 hours

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Ive a few pics from the night off you maybe that will jog your memory you were with me and my lot quite a bit though

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I dunno where my lot were then

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I saw one of them on a wandering mission thats about it

Went outside my friends pub on monday night to have a look at a crash, the police had the street blocked off. so tjhe mangers son and i went outside to have a look. Meanwhile a member of staff was having a tab in the function room, and tapped on the window to get my attention so i tapped back....

and smash, copper over "i'm arresting you"
put my pint down, in the back of the wagon.
the mangers son went and got his mam i got let off.
walked back over picked up my pint and carried on with the night.

How does that make you a fucking tit?

Just what I was thinking.

Thats out of order! :fart:

well i thought it did.