the never ending story

Butcher him and have pork chops for dinner, just as they were sitting down to huge juicy chops smothered in a pepper suace the doorbell rang, who could this be then ....

...it was the end of the story.

the end.

hahahah *evil*

The Farm II

It had been several months since the RSPCA and Police, acting on a tip off from a local crack dealer, had ended farmer Jack's rein of terror. Horses and pigs could breathe a sigh of relief, or could they?

A chill wind blew across the empty farmyard, several foolish teenagers were approaching the big old barn....

.... When they saw roger the bull charging at them with the kind of rage that can only be induced by 500 valium, the teenagers turned to run but....

The Farm II

...Roger was gaining ground too quickly. Billy, the closest boy, who would no doubt be killed first, tried to slow the raging bull down with a large bag of glue, that he had just finished sniffing...

....but Roger was having none of it. He charged straight for the boy and managed to sniff out the crack cocaine that the boy had being trying to hide in his back pocket, and ate the whole lot!! Half an hour later, Roger was starting to feel the drugs and......

Gizmo
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...seeing as it was a friday night, decided to go to promise for a night out. On arriving he met up with the usual crowd cyberKITTEN, GIZMO, technoFISH and all of his other animal friends from the farm then they....

set upon a mission to free Joe the horse from his new field as Promise just didn't seem the same without him...