Strangest thing a stranger has told you in a nightclub ????

:laugh: thats class!!....bless him tho, bet the tape was fantastic aswell! xxx

My mate who works in a petrol station once tried to charge me £25 for petrol and a mars bar on the dance floor in Promise

Once this lad sat down next to me and asked me my name, i said Emma, then he gave me a funny look and said Panama thats a canal isn't it?

Re: Strangest thing a stranger has told you in a nightclub ????

when I lived in Manchester we accidentally 'befriended' this scally Manc guy who started turning up at our house and generally scaring us - told us he'd nearly killed some guy for looking at his dog - I shit you not. He actually thought killing someone wasn't that bad...

Weirdest thing someone ever said to me in a club was 'can you pretend to know me for five minutes, and then tell me to fuck off in front of that girl?'

me - 'why?'

random - 'because of Alan'

me - 'who's Alan?'

random - 'I don't know'

at which point he left - we never found out who he was or what the fuck he was on about

Like me at magna telling people they weren't aloud behind and bar and then trying to lean on it.............the imaginary bar that is:spangled:

At least she hasn't thought you were me for a while

I could smell marbles on the bus to Tidy in March :spangled: I was playing with horses at the time tho

Apparently some idiot went up to Rossy at G&D night in August and said "Is Hardwick playing yet?", to which he replied "eh? what?". So this idiot then said to him "Do you draw the bunnys in cartoons?"

:spangled:

Was that Phil?????

I've chatted some bollocks at your house too. Must be a curse...

its easy to mistake ladybirds with ladboys

nah your just full of shite

:laugh: hehe, im a right numpty :laugh:

someone once came up and said 'ffs, i thought i told you to move that box?' then walked away :spangled:

a mate aslo once walked right across the dance floor to find me, said 'right, im goin to bed, see ya in the morning' turned around and walked back across the floor. :spangled:

riiiiiight.... :spangled:

This thread is pissing me right off, this sort of thing has happened to me a few times and more often than not its been other people saying it.. the one Rossi came out with was.. original to say the least but I can't remember that one either. I was straight when he said it too

i was holding lee's talker when this gurning mess looked rather confused at me wanting to know what it was..

whats that like? *chew chew chew*

i unfolded it out and switched it on.. his and my faces both lit up green - he was very confused..

I DROPPED MY VOICE BOX

*chew chew chew* sound

YOU RECKON?

another one was this time last year ish when me and lee grabbed a seat and lee starts typing away to me about something when this munter comes up: whats that?

I explained about his disability etc and how he used it to talk..

'you're a hero mate i'll be thinking about you on 11/11'

Hahahaha! U've just reminded me of that. It was soooo funny!

The best i have ever seen was at the orbit
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A scally lad about twenty came over with some oldish gurning bloke going on about how he had just double dropped and was fucked introducing himself to me and my mates wishing us a good night etc.

He then told us told us he got them off the oldish scally bloke who could only sort of smile sweat and gurn he then said the really fucked thing was that he was his dad.

NICE ONE POPS