RIP Jeremy Beadle.

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  1. kidd

    kidd Techno_walruz

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    I just heard he didn't die of pnuemonia. Apparently he was shot whilst playing cards with some gangsters for putting a dodgy hand on the table...
  2. Conway

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    Sony have just released a new controller to commemorate his passing.

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    Watch out, beadles about..bom bom bom watch out, beadles about sooo you better watch ouuuuuuuuut cos beadles abouuuuuut doo do do do do do DOO.

    legend, RIP.
  5. Curly Watts

    Curly Watts Est. 1988

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    I've got to hand it to you all, you've turned out to be quite a handfull in this thread, its pretty hard to handle so I'll just give you all a big hand and go to bed the next time the big hand touches the little hand. Fuck off.
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    mr.K motherfucker

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    tosser, get in
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    For the funeral, Mrs Beadle doesn't know what to arrange! She would like a lavish do, but on the other hand she thinks a small finger buffet is more appropriate!
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    Apparently a glove was found next to his body... it has been suggested that while it wasn't the cause of Beadle's death, it had a small hand in it.

    RIP
  9. Vance

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    Jeremy could do a mint impression of a clock
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    before he died jeremy beadle requested that his ashes be spread over his grandad's allotment, so he can be ressurected next summer to the tune of





    watch out, beadles a sprout
  11. carefull

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    watch out beadles not about
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    I will forever remember the greatness that is the name I can use to call someone that has a dodgy spazzo hand.

    Long live the "beadle"
  13. Conway

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    Apparently his will was written in short hand :p
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    the stuff in this thread is proper lame like.

    these jokes were shit when he was alive, let alone dead
  16. Andy

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    And yet you feel the need to play a small hand in this thread... :p

    [Agreed though, they are getting weak!]

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