random or just stoopid!!!

ah yes....am allowed to pinch from dave though...i had to share a room wif him...everyfing i stole was just rewards for wot i endured

After a heavy session at the pub my mate took his clothes off and jumped into the nearby river, which is quite shallow by the way, and stole an oar out of a boat at the boat hut. He then proceeded to carry it about 2 miles back to home in soaking wet clothes staggering all over the road.

It seemed like a lot of trouble to go to for a completely useless item but it now has pride of place in his back garden

stole... erm borrowed chairs, posters, for sale signs are always a good one, place mats.. in big big stock bundles, glasses, people, t-shirts, also took home a clock once too, geet massive grandfather thing! from the local, took it back and dumped outside next ay though cos i can be good too.