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  1. confuzzled

    confuzzled Registered User

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    "Charlie don't surf!" - Lieutenant Colonel Kilgore.
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  2. mr.K

    mr.K motherfucker

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    read this in the nottingham forest ground bogs, in some daft collection of daft football quotes

    "we never underestimated them, they were just better than we thought" Sir. Bobby Robson

    lmao:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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  3. M.C.E

    M.C.E 1981-2013

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    "We are the ex presidents & we are in fact robbing your bank... we've been screwing you for years so a few more seconds shouldnt hurt now should it?" - Keanu Reeves - Point break.
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    "We will lower taxes!" Always gets me that one!
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    Stupid Customer: "These routers can't handle my internet connection, don't you have better ones?"

    Me: "They definateley can handle your internet connection, they run at 100megabits per second"

    Stupid Customer: "No, it can't. My internet is 512 megabytes per second"

    Me: "(laughing) I think you mean kilobytes per second"

    Stupid Customer: "Er, excuse me, I think I should know what service I have....Forget it, i'll go somewhere where the staff actually know what they are talking about"

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
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  6. HannahWild

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    Im well feeling this one today ... I need to take advice from all of it ... well the first two bits anyway ...

    'work like you dont need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching and fuck like like you're being filmed'
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  7. LeeTheMackem

    LeeTheMackem Lets Cacky Tash Him

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    first three bits of that are all true...

    one i like from a few years back was bobby robson after a match

    "gary speed played very well today, he can run 100 yards in 5 or 6 seconds"

    and another bobby belter

    "alan shearer has amazing ariel ability he can jump 9 or 10 foot in the air"

    bless the daft old ****
    LeeTheMackem, Apr 11, 2005
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  8. Rayman

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    Coming Soon To A Cinema Near You ...

    Was this not ... PATRICK SWAYZE ... ?
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  9. Rayman

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    Re: Re: Quotable Monday ...


    How did you guess ... :lol:

    did the signature give it away ...
    Rayman, Apr 11, 2005
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  10. M.C.E

    M.C.E 1981-2013

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    Shit aye :blush: :lol:
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  11. M.C.E

    M.C.E 1981-2013

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    "The weekend has landed, all that exists now is pubs, drugs, clubs & parties... I've got 48 hours off from the world man, i'm gonna blow steam out of ma head like a screaming kettle, i'm gonna talk cod shit to strangers all night, i'm gonna lose the plot on the dance floor - the free radicals inside me are freaking man!!
    Tonight i'm Jip Travolta, I'm Peter popper, i'm going to never never with my chosen family man - we're gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did! Anything could happen tonight you know, this could be the best night of my life... I've got £73 in my back burner I'M GONNA WAX THE LOT MAN... THE MILKY BARS ARE ON ME... YEAH!!!! :king:

    Jip (John Simm) - Human Traffic

    How sad i typed that from memory :lol:
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  12. Ruth

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    interview with shola ameobi when carl court played (well wa sinjured) at newcastle and wor bobby was still manager

    interviewer - So does bobby have any nick names for you

    Shola - Aye, carl court

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    bless wor bobby :love:
    Ruth, Apr 12, 2005
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  13. Dan Hawkins

    Dan Hawkins $5 $5

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    Forgot aboot this one :lol:

    "Get down on your knee's, and tell me you love me" Someone off Home Alone2 :king:
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    Funniest line in a film ever. Fact!
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