Not just cheap, free chips!!!

no but someone had sampled him and made and eminem bootleg for the chris moyles show, which was funny as fook

fukk off u
I've got this handy knack of mentally leaping from my real age to somewhere nearer yours, plus me kids think I'm the coolest dad around... they make cyber beads with me at the weekends. tis nice to have something in common with me 9yr old daughter, she has the best collection of beads I've ever seen and me eldest son cant wait to come clubbing with me in a couple years time.

lmao I'm only joshing mate I know you have the mental age of a teenager, but to be honest my 50 year old mam can dance better than you - she cann waff and wiggle

Dave is King!

Cheap as chips is when something is cheap! real cheap, like when u get a tub of "alphabetti spaggetti" for pennies!

Crazy!

I cant believe people dont know who Dicky D is or what Bargain Hunt is. You can apply to be on it on the good old BBC website.

Lets go to the auction

I know u were matey, but ya right about the waffing n wiggling, def not 1 of me strong points obvioulsy me camp slant doesnt extend to making me dance with any sort of rythym whatsoever... think I need to convert to the darkside and go funky... could probly manage dncing backwards and picking fluff of me jacket better than waffing

but you'd look such a fucking retard :d

come find me on friday I'll teach you the art of waffing

cheers mate , could always do waffing n wiggling tips cos I know I aint v good at it, but won't be there friday nite, had to make the tuff decision to miss MIKE @ Promise on friday so I can go to Lost vs Vuzz on sat and see me mates rip it up.... only get 1 nite out at weekends cos have the bairns the other nite. make sure u get out on sat and do it then eh

Your missing one of the best trance producers for vuzz v lsot?!?!?!?

weird choice...

but s'pose its your mates n all.... shit I must be a real bad mate

aaaaargh, dont be telling me stuff like that man, I already know he's gonna be mint and is ages since I had a proper trancy nite out and I know I would luv it, but there's no way I could do it without missing out on sat nite.... however I do get to see ppl like fizz, big dave, che and not least MartyV ripping it up so will be a wkd nite out. U coming out for it??? be mad to miss it methinks.... bout 100 ppl going, all the promise regs, private party so can do what we want inside pretty much