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Your digging yourself into a deeper hole

What other daft things did you do Mr Dobson? Kneeling on broken glass..?

Was it you who made a tent then set it on fire while still inside, or was that someone else? Maybe me.

IT'S NOT JUST ME!!!

(Jill loves this story ....)
At school, in year 3, there had been windows smashed in our classroom and so we were told to be careful incase there was any glass still lying around.

Going to sit down on the carpeted area thing for the register, I spotted a shard of glass on the carpet. Thinking it would be fun, I quickly went from a standing position to kneeling down, right onto the glass. The shard went right into my knee...

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I was taken to hospital where they had to take the glass out. My knee was fucked for a couple of weeks.

I don't know why I asked for that story because I fucking cannot stand knees!

I don't think I did anything very dodgy when I was younger....

found it.....

scot project:


some thing:

Nope...that was me!

It wasn't a tent though. It was a sort of "den" made out of (of all things) damp sheets covered in paint, turps, etc. It was in my front garden over a part of the tree and over to the bush at the side.

Thought that whilst inside it would be fun to light one of the damp, paint and turps covered sheets. (With matches that I had found in the street earlier that week). No surprise, the whole thing went up in flames. Me and my sister spent 10mins running in and out of the house with little cups of water to put it out. Surprisingly we managed to put it out.

My dad caught on when he noticed that one of the clothes horses was black and not the normal yellow colour. I'd used that to prop up the sheets.

Got plenty of smacks that day. And I said smacks, not smack

and he wonders why we bully him.....

Talk about giving people ammunition!

I'm waiting for him to admit to fucking a pie, now that would make my day!

because your fantasies would be true??

Nope, never fucked a pie, but HAVE jumped into a bush once!

It's the last of the stupid things I did when I was younger, so you mightaswell know. It's a short story too.

Was standing on the tree stump in my garden, which was just a bit higher than the bush at the side of my garden. A normal, everyday hedge. Was curious as to whether it would be just a bouncy landing if I jumped into the bush from the top of the tree stump. So I jumped into it, head first.

Wasn't bouncy. Had scrapes all over me

And as for ammunition, like I give a shit? Nothing could piss me off at the moment! I'M GOING TO AMERICA!!!!

America, then Majorca with family, then Uni....life is good at the moment. And I'm going to bed now Night all

They already are thankyou very much

One of his fantasies is that I fucked a pie at one time in my life?

And I thought my fantasies were weird....

exactly how do i look like peter pan - be graphic im not shy



- dobbs tried to take the piss out of me at the last promise

the insolence of it!

You just do, were gonna get you in a peter pan style hat and a pair of tights

oooh... go on then ¬

i can just picture it now ¬

Dobbs: ur a fool.

Someone (who looks like will Young) told me i look like Peter kay on Saturday night

That was nice of him, had you tried to attack him with that cigarette aswell?. Don't agree with the Peter Kay bit but he did look like Will Young.

what's that guy off Emmerdale called again Gareth??



did u make it to the shop in the end?