Influenced Accidents

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  1. Katie

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    God ness that sounds so harsh! Not what u want when u wake up.

    I feel so sorry for my flatmate :(
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    shit!! bit of ESP goin on there like hin! :eek:
  3. Katie

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    Feel like ive jinxed it :eek: :lol: Maybe it was last night though! What a downer I would hate that I wonder what they will do will she just have to get caps or something or two fake ones? Noooo :(
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    Glad everyone is 'ok' - but WHAT A THREAD!!:):)

    Apart from the teeth thing which makes me guts turn everytime at the very thought, some corking fuckups!

    Forks painted the best picture with the van! :):)

    Katie: Depends if they snapped or came out root intact.
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    I've falled down stairs whilst drunk and sprained both wrists.

    A mate of mine, back in the day when we worked in a bar together, took it upon himself to get a decent run up along the bar, run all the way into the cupboard at the end, jumping up with both hands out to pull himself up onto a shelf and nut a box full of pint glasses :lol:

    he fell off the shelf, put his hand through a broken glass as he landed, and severed the tendons in his left hand. Needless to say he'd had one too many during the day before work.

    He's ended up with quite a few binjuries since :lol:
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    that's weird my mates wife has broke her two front teeth and she lives in Whitley Bay
    :eek:
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    Who is it? Absolute gutter that :(

    I don't think I've got any decent ones to note, apart from the obvious ruined gums type. When I was little though I was playing football and slipped and smashed my head clean off the ground and my entire vision went green for ten seconds or so.
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    I fell off a stage and belly flopped on the floor like a beached whale :) slapping sound and everything
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    got a mate who fell over in his kitchen and the doorhandle went through his eye socket - had fire brigade trying to cut the handle off etc, he managed to pull himself off because the vibration hurt, got stitches in his eye,luckily its alright and now hes got the door handle on his shelf now :lol:
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    I tried to hail a taxi down in the middle of fowler street before after a heavy day out.
    Tried to do what they do on the american videos, put your hand out and stand in the centre of the road until the vechile comes to a standstill.

    never worked like, straight over the bonnet and roof, smashed my ass muscles and legs off a curb.
    Had a limp for about 2 weeks :(
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    i've blacked out in pretty much every coach toilet on the way back from tall tree's. no fail.
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    ZeGermens I Am A Fucking Hero

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    was that wiley?
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    went out with mates, pulled a lass took her to a back alley tried to get in and went over on a pothole, now me ankles a bit fucked and i get severe aches in me tendon if i leave me ankle in a certain position, so remember to survey the ground before you try to interfere with someone outdoors. what made it worse was i walked back from sunderland to seaham with a ruined ankle which didnt hep matters and then woke up in the morning with what looked like a tennis ball in me sock. needless to say i couldnt walk for 2 weeks
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    LeeTheMackem Lets Cacky Tash Him

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    Godskitchen at the arena (2004 I think).I was sitting having a gurn about 10 rows up in the seats, someone dropped blank and jones - cream, i tried to get down the steps too quickly and bounced down the last 8 or so on my arse. Loads of people saw me and gave me a cheer lol. Turned out to be some shitty remix of cream aswell :(:lol:
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    na a mate from crammy, that happen to someone else ?
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    i forgot I fell down the stairs at godskitchen too on the plastic bottles :lol: infact I fall over ALL the time
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    It wasnt funny at all! :evil: How I didnt cry I have no idea, the pain was unbearable. My ankle swelled about 3 times its usual size :lol: And you just walked off and left me, laughing!!

    Then as soon as it healed, I fell off my heels in Stowell Street and did it again! Aye I do always fall over like lol

    :evil: :lol:

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