Ibiza!!!!!

I can't go on an 18-30

i tryin to forget that the island ov ibiza exists this summer GOD I WANT TO GO AND I CANT AFFORD IT ITS NOT FAIR!!! oh i want to go sooo sooo much it is undoubtedly the best place in the whole wide world i could go on all day about it. cafe mambo is the most beautifullest place ever i could cry thinking about it cos i just wanna go back there and i cant ggrrrrr well not this year anyway. this year its the festivals n that for me n im gonna save n go 2 ibiza next year me hopes.
we went wiv 18-30's too n they absolutley despised us cos we wouoldnt sign up 4 any of their little expeditions.
on the topic of space i have mixed feelings, i can see how people can say its the best club in the world n that but when i went i had the biggest attack of paranoia of my life cos everyone there looked absolutley perfect and we'd just come from manumission n were all sweaty n gurning n i felt as if everyone was looking at me with disgust!!! i am soooo jelous of you lucky people who r goin this year though i hope you all realise how lucky yas are!!! xxxx

yeah the 18-30 peoples despised us too rachel...i finx its cos we stayed out all nite and went clubbin or sumit instead of goin out on the piss, pullin fat birds and fightin

well me n dave never but marissa however...

LOL@ sloppy!!!! aaahh you'll have to tell me more about marissas little shennanigans (oops me finks thats spelt wrong!!) i dont think shes told me bout any of this!! only joking im sure she behaved herself very well just like the rest ov yas!! its dead funny though cos the people that go on the 18-30's hols well most ov them anyway dont seem to have a clue about the "proper ibiza" n half the people we met at our hotel thought we were dead sad cos we slyed off n didnt participate in any of the activities wiv em!!xxxx

i'll agree wiv u on dat 1
i aint goin dis year, im 2 busy tryin 2 save 4 my trip 2 paradise nxt year, im off 2 da Maldives

Thanx for the tip

Surely if you tell them to feck off politly they'll go away??....maybe not!!!

They will do your head in, everyday they'll be hammering on your door till you get up! not wot u need when uv been caining it the night before!

when we went they looked at us a bit funny cos they'd just got all the pissheads up and we were just getting in cos it was about 12 or summit!!!

when i told them i liked house music but didnt really come to ibifa for it they laffed and said there was nothing else, and tried to claim todd terry was a superstar dj!!ha!!!!

hahah i went to space in full cyber gear was quite fun mingling with all the super trendys on the terrace while i was dressed in my neons by the end of the day/night i'd had enough we lasted 13 hours and decided enuf was enuf.. when scary hallucinations started! paranoia owned my soul at this point.

due to the massive arguments in the past i will not comment on space!

am gunna go back to space next time dave but this time wif plenty of energy sweets and drinks plus some sleep before hand!!

plenty of money is required also!!! we ended up having to set up a tab on a credit card behind the bar as we ran out of cash!

i spent about £750 for two weeks and went out every nite too so it can be done cheap-ish i suppose...dunno how i did it like...thought i'd spent well over a grand until i got home to realise i hadnt...which was a bonus

i spent a stoopid amount of money and plan on spending much less this time... deciding that i was gonna get well pissed @ places like coastline, and mambo is probably the reason i spent soo much. will be wiser when i go back this time

yeah its the nice swanky bars such as coastline and bar m and stuff that eat up ur money cos u go for just one drink and before u know it you've had 50...or sumit

im going!!!!

erm...sumat like 31st july till 14th august!it shud b ded gud crack, cept teh ppl am goin with is loadsa beery types....but im sure il find clubby peeps ova there!

stop talkin bout ibiza now cos i aint bin and cant afford 2 go till 2021. shurrup the lot of yas.

my face has gone this colour im soo jealous.

me and me mate sat on the rocks next to mambo everynight with a bottle ov smirnoff much cheaper heehee..

how the fukk d'u manage that!!!!! i spent £1500 in a week!!!!

I spent a grand in two weeks which isnt too bad really but id ran out of cash on the last nite when we went to g.k....might ave been summit to do with the vodka and red bulls i was drinking in amnesia when id ran out of smarties,8 fecking quid each...for a vodka and red bull Didnt realise til the next day like...