How Is Every One???

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  1. Smog

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    You've had so much cock the Eiffel Tower wouldn't touch the sides :funky:
  2. Snack

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    you've had so much up the arse that shoving a cock up there's like opening a window and shagging the night
  3. Basic Instinct

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    :lol: :king:
  4. Smog

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    You're favourite hobby is sitting on Pinocchio's face saying "Lie to me"

    :king:
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    You've earned so much coin at the Blue Corner you've had to open a Swiss bank account
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    bloody hell are yous two still goin...thought u might of ran out by now
  7. Smog

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    You've had more knob's than a door factory!
  8. Snack

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    You're so ugly that people are physically sick when you walk down the street
  9. Smog

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    You're so ugly when you look out the window you get arrested for mooning
  10. Snack

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    Paula's only going out with her because your mum paid her
  11. Smog

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    You're mum's only going out with me cos I paid her :D
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  13. Snack

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    My mum is far too good for you. will you please stop shagging my dog though
  14. Smog

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    I thought that was your better looking sister!
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    one to talk :D
  16. Smog

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    Mine weren't crabs... they were lobsters cos they walked forwards, not sideways ;)
  17. Snack

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    I saw a cow's shitty arse the other day...no, wait.....it was a photograph of you!
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    If you went for a bungee jump they would put the cord around your neck instead of your feet!
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    if you went for a bunjee jump they wouldn't tie you to a rope at all:D
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    I was going to suggest a game of "Spot The Retard" but that's too easy at the moment cos you're winning!

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