Fucking Pigs

the staff Christmas party, petrol for the patrol cars, where do you think???

Where are you supposed to piss at 3am in the morning? There's no clubs or bars open, no shops open and i'm definately not up for going somewhere like that public shit hole in the floor down the middle of the big market. It's bad enough above ground.

I'm sure the government have enough money to put places around towns like there is in Amsterdam.

I don't if I havent had a lot to drink but in all fairness you're saying that you don't go clubbing in town. Someone please tell me where's you're supposed to go after all the clubs have shut. And don't say home because by the time i've queue'd for 20mins or more for a taxi, then waited the half an hour it takes to get home i'd have pissed all over the place.

Are you seriously telling me you've never reached the point where you feel like you;'re going to piss yourself after 45mins of being to the toilet? This is after you've had a lot to drink.

so what do you do if you need a turd?>


do you drop a big fat log down some alleyway??

or do you keep them in till you get home......

When has drinking ever made you need a turd?

What i'm saying is in a town where everyone is out drinking till the early hours, there should either be toilets for people to use when all the clubs are closed or the fines of £80 for urinating down a back alley should be waived because as far as i can see the money isn't going towards solving the problem.

As for not being 45mins away from home, I live about half an hour from town and after waiting in a taxi queue for anything between 20 and 40 mins there is sometimes the need to go for a piss.

but what do you do if you need a turd??

when i am drunk i normally have a piss far longer then any turd?

so maybe your argument is flawed?

love it when the costume gets brought into things

talk about struggling for answers

The pints you drink don't come out of your arse so you don't end up needing a shit so badly that you're going to shit your pants. Surely you've been pissed before.