Fucking Pigs

i wasnt being serious mate

I didnt mean you were being high and mighty should have made that more clear sorry!

defending the family honour are we 'piglet'?

haha i knew what ya meant, i was just jokin about the copper thing... i rip the piss outta my mate all the time for being in the fuzz, especially as he's one of the dodgiest bastards i know

CI Wilkinson is an inspiration

tbf pissing in the street is for common folk, i would never do it, like its hard to just wait a bit.

Would you rather piss your pants or piss in the street?

i wouldn't do any, i would wait for the toilet

But if you hold it in long enough with no chance of getting near a toilet you'd have to do one or the other, thats the situation I was in.

Part of growing up is getting control of your bladder.

Part of being common is not having control of your bladder.

Rather than bragging about it on the internet you should be ashamed and embarassed.

how can you not get to the toilet? what you suddnely were dying for the toilet, normally when you first feel like you need a piss, you have serveral hours before you need to actually piss that badly. If you can't find a toilet in a few hours, then i think you have a problem.

I wasnt bragging about it if anything it was the embarasment of being caught. Then again it doesnt really bother me what your thoughts on it are.

You'll not care I think you're pikey trash then.

i second that notion

You have about 45mins before the point where you're about to piss yourself sometimes (once you've had a few pints), nevermind several hours. At 3am when theres nowhere open to have a piss what do you do? Piss your pants, piss all over a shop window, or piss in a back alley where it's harming no1 and is out of the way?

Which shop window?

how, cos i got pulled by a cunting copper who wanted a tea break.

take ya head out of ya arse

Lee

they're just doing they're job!! if they didnt we'd get half of the country doing it. they've got to stand up for whats right and wrong otherwise what kind of a society would be live it?? its bad enough as it is at the moment, at least we have the police trying to enforce some law and order round here

You've had 45 minutes to realise that you need to go! Usually at 3am you are en route to/from somewhere, which in general takes less than 45 minutes of travelling. Therefore you are more than likely to be somewhere that has a loo at some point in that 45 minute period.

please tell me your joking ?????