Financial era moan

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  1. ianmc

    ianmc Registered User

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    getting mad niggerish with charlie murphy
    cant you spray paint cock on a car or would you get the bullet?
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    Oasis Peter North-east

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    tell me about it mate, i feel sorry for people who work for nissan suppliers! they get £6 an hour and shit!

    aww you should see the agency staff we get working at nissan, theyre on £5.50 an hour and are usually black! they dont do proper production jobs but they do the really really boring stuff! i seen this one bloke who all he had to do all day was press this button every 3minutes hahaha.
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    Oasis Peter North-east

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    i work making the shell/body! ive wrote loadsa stuff in marker on the panels and underneath stuff. but it all gets sprayed with prima anyway. in years to come when people peel away the paint you'll find "peter woz ere 2006" written in green marker:oops: :wink:
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    there must be somewhere you could hide one where they don't check!
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    Oasis Peter North-east

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    erm! we dont deal with the interior. the parts we build all get covered in paint so it doesnt rust

    weve sent cars out with missing welds like, i hope they dont fall to bits when people are driving them:eek:
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    Lee original gowans artwork

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    i used to write "insert team mates name" was ere on the bumpers with wet dry paper before they got painted so they paint deck would think my team mates were sad as fuck.
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    Oasis Peter North-east

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    :lol: hehe
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    Lee original gowans artwork

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    i used to put the air drills into reverse when i got back off my breaks, quite amusing watching people try to connect fog lamps into the ifttins and shearig the threads on about 3 nuts before they realise whats happening
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    Oasis Peter North-east

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    must be thick if it took them 3 goes to realise it was in reverse like

    but then again, it is nissan
    :dunce:
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    Lee original gowans artwork

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    lol the J clips we used to use were canny weak, espesh when the air drills were on full torque.
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    *mental note to self* never buy a nissan if the seaham cowboys are on the job.
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    LeeTheMackem Lets Cacky Tash Him

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    :lol: my jobs not that boring but it isnt a kick in the arse off
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    Oasis Peter North-east

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    do you work for MKL?
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    Lee original gowans artwork

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    LMFAO, i forgot to mention the "off day" i had, i came i to work with shit on my mind, i wasnt concentrating properly and i fitted 4 sets of fog lap and wash wipe assembly kits wrong, they had to take 4 cars out of the line, and one of them twice. used to take a while to get a car out of the loop especially after 2 of them were on final line where they get tested for road worthyness :lol:

    my supervisor was a good lad but his patience was frayed to fuck that day :lol:
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    Oasis Peter North-east

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    why did you have shit on ya hand? fucking scruff

    edit - iv just realised u said shit on your mind haha
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    think ill write my mental note on a postik just to be safe
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    Lee original gowans artwork

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    i wouldnt get owt from that plant anyway, theyre probably the ugliest cars for their price.

    the engines and build quality are shit hot, but theyre so fucking ugly
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    LeeTheMackem Lets Cacky Tash Him

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    yeah mate the one in pennywell thats in big danger of closing down.quality :lol:
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    Oasis Peter North-east

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    its fine! the robots do most of the work man

    they work 17 hour shifts, get very few breaks! one day i'm hoping to come into work and all the robots have cracked open the cans of WD40 and had a lock-in. Bag of nuts anyone

    :oops:

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